I used to feel frumpy at the pool, but not any more! My kid wants to play with me nonstop and I used to be envious of the moms who could tie their hair up in adorable messy buns and sit on the side of the pool reading a book. They never got wet! Their hair stayed amazing! Their children wreaked havoc and they were unbothered! Meanwhile, I looked like a drowned rat and had crunchy, damaged hair by the end of the season.
This cap has changed everything. This cap has changed MY LIFE. Now, I get to play with my kid, I look AMAZING while doing it, I get compliments from kids and parents alike, and my hair isn't getting as damaged from the sun and chlorine. Yes, it leaks (and it holds water next to my ears, so I have to drain it after every plunge), and it is a bit tight on my forehead, but it's perfect for spashing around in the leisure pool with my kid.
And guess what? Now the moms with cute buns are jealous of ME and my AMAZING SWIM CAP.
My only hope is that I start a trend so that all the pool going moms wear these caps and swim beside me. Perhaps they will lift me out of the pool and spin me around like the Esther Williams Mermaid Princess that I am.